Today is International Act Like a Ninja Day! So get out there and be stealthy! If you must speak, make sure your lips are out of sync with your voice!

Many businesses have lawns. In these lawns there are often gardens. In these gardens there are flowers and shrubs and sometimes trees. I've seen many gardening tools. Little clawed things and little spades. Shovels are also common, or the occasional garden weasel. Today I saw my first machete. And I saw an angry angry man weilding it. He really looked as if he didn't want to be there. This was gardens surrounding a McDonalds parking lot.

To you, McDonald-Land Machete Gardener: Take it easy...count to 10 slowly...go get yourself a mcrib.

[14:42] GrepGrok: ahhh..forgot to tell you...I found a place here in OKC that can get Great Divide Oak Aged Yeti....
[14:43] GrepGrok: $100.35 for 12 22oz bottles...
[14:43] MetaCow: It is a most happy day.
[14:43] MetaCow: There is a place in Tulsa where they can be obtained as well.
[14:43] MetaCow: I have yet to try it.
[14:44] MetaCow: The Tulsa location sells single bottles fortunately.
[14:44] GrepGrok: really? that is cool... This guy said he couldn't...
[14:44] GrepGrok: I like your guy.
[14:44] MetaCow: I don't think that guy is going to sell many that way.
[14:44] GrepGrok: no...I don't think so...that is probably why he
didn't have any in stock.
[14:45] MetaCow: Probably so. The bastard.
[14:45] GrepGrok: what a moron.
[14:47] MetaCow: Indeed.
[14:47] MetaCow: May his name be cursed forever upon the earth.
[14:47] MetaCow: Er...
[14:47] MetaCow: Well.
[14:47] MetaCow: Maybe not.
[14:48] GrepGrok: may he be assumed body and spirit into Heaven 2

I watched for 46 hours straight the saga, which was Ashton vs. CNN. Mr Kutcher of course was victorious. But aside from the obvious meaning of this (Puppies are good on toast), I believe the victory signifies much much more.
--Coffee grounds make an excellent exfoliate.
--Eunuchs are getting scarce.
--If you bludgeon Princess Toadstool, you are a mean person.
--Cockleburs in the coin slot are FUN!
--People with three testicles have deeper voices (Brad Roberts: Call me)
--There are many uses for discarded opossum bowel.

Oh mucus Friday
Phlegm flowing from me gently
Please someone kill me